Sunday 31 May 2009

Dedication

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Basically someone has stolen a piece of writing off the blog and tried to pass it off as their own work. I apologise to anyone else who has to read this, but hey, you get a Cranberries song out of it. However...
To the steaming vagina that wants to plagirise the words of this blog and pass them off as a "poem" to one his god awful pieces of art that looks like a tracing he had done with crayon in his arse crack, here's a song dedicated to you, a rather aptly named Cranberries song, I hope it becomes somewhat of a soundtrack for your life. You can to listen to while you're living at home, a virgin the age of 46, having your mother tuck you into your waterproofed bed because she thinks you have a medical condition called "nocturnal enuresis" when the real reason you piss the bed because it makes you feel warm on those cold lonley nights in your meaningless life.

Cranberries - Copycat

Oh and the picture is a reference to the mirror scene in which Harpo copies all of Groucho's actions in the film Duck Soup. You probably didn't have to cultural captial to work that out for yourself.

8 comments:

  1. This post tastes better than homemade lemonade.

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  2. http://www.olafureliasson.net/

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  4. Youre a douche because you deleted the comment that fully shut you down. and you like Joe sanchez the ultimate cunt.

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  6. oh lord i deleted one of my own comments! i hope i didn't 'shut myself down' or something! let's begin at the basics as clearly fits you:

    i can't say it 'shut us down'. it used the phrase 'creative writing' which we just don't like; it was a bland, weary thing to say. we also applaud your own bravery for calling someone a cunt behind the veil of anonymity. wow! what morals, what bravery! surely, that is the behaviour of a douche.
    now please crawl back to your cave, continue dribbling on the hard and dusty floor and carry on nursing the bruise your retarded mouth has made on your mother's sunken, rotten breasts.
    we are speaking freely from one douche to another, of course.
    red noun thanks you for your interest.

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  7. oh wow "Anonymous", how about you do yourself a favour; dust of that sad and broken vagina of yours, and re-join the rest of the human race you complete clitoris.

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  8. plus your not fit to give the likes of Joe Sanchez's balls a soapy wash

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